a meaningful conversation
I went to a website called http://www.anicechat.net/. You choose a nickname, get a person to chat with, and you can both click "terminate" at any time. This is the conversation I had:


bday: hi
panne: hello
panne: is it your birthday?
bday: im 12
bday: yes
panne: i'm 27
bday: bad day
panne: congrats!
panne: :-D
panne: wooo party
bday: thank you but its a bad day for me
panne: oh no!
panne: why?
bday: do you want to hear my short story
panne: yes
bday: okay well 4 years ago i got a pet monkey
panne: wow
bday: no its not kool
panne: how come?

bday: that monkey is too smart
panne: really?!
bday: it watches on me and makes sure that im being good
panne: hehe
bday: its like a mom always with you
bday: do you want to hear why it sucks to have it
panne: yes please!
bday: well on my birthday you know how a kid usually invites his whole entire class
panne: yes
bday: well my last gift after him was the bad gift
bday: you there
panne: what kind of gift was it?
bday: you want to really know
panne: yes!
panne: really
bday: it was a bag of depends
panne: huh? like diapers?
bday: yeah
panne: why?
panne: for the monkey?
bday: for me
panne: why?
bday: i had usually wet the bed
panne: aaw
panne: that's sad
bday: so my parents wanted the monkey to change my diaper
panne: hahaha
bday: and still today it changes my diaper
panne: oh god
bday: i am diaperes 24/7
panne: well that is a clever monkey
bday: well my mom also diapers me
bday: school is hard to go to
panne: because of the diapers?
bday: yes and worse
panne: what could be worse than diapers?
bday: my teachers have special permission to diaper me in front of the class
panne: lol!
bday: and
bday: i have natural incontinence in everyday life
panne: that's too bad
bday: yeah
panne: but maybe you can get bladder surgery
bday: no way
bday: first money
bday: then pain
bday: then chance of death
panne: yes well
bday: its too risky
panne: maybe you can do muscle excercises
panne: or have a catheter implemented
bday: my bladder release can happen so natural that i dont even notice that its happened until my monkey checks me
bday: but wearing theese diapers sucks
panne: yeah that must suck
bday: cry
panne: what is your monkey's name?
bday: chuck
panne: does he like bananas?
bday: some times
panne: i gotta go :(
panne: bye

Pretty random and funny. The "that monkey is too smart"-line cracked me up!